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Framers’ [sic] Market

I must tell you of a very embarrassing moment in my life. It happened in grade school, but I’m not saying which one – too embarrassing. Our class all stood around the room to compete in a spelling bee. If you committed a misspelling (careful there), you were eliminated and asked to take a seat. After the first go ‘round I was in a more comfy position than the rest of my classmates.… I can spell farmer, I really can, but I guess I rushed it.

That painful memory, however, has inspired a possible new direction for the Bob Store in 2025. Currently offering a full line of word and logic puzzles along with cogent essays and sundry commentary, the Bob Store  [did you get the link?] may soon open a whole new stocked-to-the-gills department: a fresh-as-a-daisy line of merch. Get ready for the Uncle Bob United States of America Framers' [sic] Market. Product research is underway for the following roll-your-socks-up-and-down items.

  • Mount Rushmore Hero Cards. Collect all five. Wait…. What?

  • Hamilton sawbucks, only $12.99

  • The Jefferson Bible, includes a pic of TJ with King James. A steal at twenty-two $2 bills.

  • Abigail Adams High-Button Shoes. Can’t be topped!

  • Henry Clay Clay Pipes. Give your favorite Whig all the smoky goodness he deserves.

  • The Original Franklin Stove. A one-of-a-kind item.

  • Dolly Madson [no ice] Ice Cream. Includes Dolly pin-up poster. 128 creamy drams and sweet dreams.

  • The Lewis and Clark Birch Bark Canoe. Go in style!

  • Original Washington Senator coins. Just one denomination available.

  • The Constitution of the United Staes, in full, with Sharpie illuminations.

  • The Bill of Rights, all ten. Act now; they are going fast.

  • The Make America (Period) Tricorn hat. Buy wholesale and corner the market.

  • The Aaron Burr Snuff Collection. ’s nuff said?

  • The John Quincy Adams Eau de ‘Quince’

  • The Lady Liberty Bit Coin, with Bite Mark authenticated. Also available sans bite on eBay.

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If there are any infringement issues with any of the above, I’ll just run for President. So there! Nonny, nonny, nah, nah!

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